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---------------------------------------------------------- Dell Coleman | Straight from DesqView to OS/2 dell@hic.net | Never lost my life dozing. ----------------------------------------------------------
| "The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they start selling vacuum cleaners." |
| Jon Etkins <eccles@mira.net> |
| "It will be a long time before you hear me praise NT or any other MS product. I believe that Gates and his empire have done more to lower the standards of our society than anything else in my lifetime. If my product had the same quality as theirs, airplanes would be falling out of the sky hourly." |
| Robert Schindler |
| Software is cheap, fast, and reliable (pick two). |
| Steve Wendt <stevew@hartnell.cc.ca.us> |
| Windows Airlines: |
| The terminals are very neat and clean, the attendants very attractive, the pilots very capable. The carrier's fleet of Learjets is immense. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the clouds and at 20.000 feet it explodes. |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jon Etkins | When I die, I'd like to go peacefully in my sleep, (Team OS/2) | like my Grandfather, not screaming like the eccles@mira.net | passengers in his car. |
| "A well-regulated population being necessary to the security of a police state, the right of the Government to keep and destroy arms shall not be infringed." |
| Mindwarped <mindwarped@aol.com> |
| "A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard." |
| D A Mazzella <dmazzella@buscominc.com> |
| "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." |
| John F. Kennedy |
| "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." |
| George Santayana (1863-1952) |